PETER THE PROCRASTINATOR Jan. 11/00 Karl Rigelhof

Peter the procrastinator
And Dieter the annihilator/instigator
Make a (real/mighty) fine pair
They even wear/share
The same (pair) (of) underwear

(And) now they've succumbed to greed
(And) (they) did/do not take heed
(In their/your hour of need)
To the warning(s) you plead
Until after they('ve) done/did
The dasderly deed
Of/concerning their stupidity
(We) (all (<->) (a)re) perfectly agree(d)

A(l)lo/uwis(s)cious the aligator
Was/is a(n) (In)conspicous (as) (an) agitator
He/who like(s/d) to work behind the scene(s)
Concocting/conniving the perfect scheme
To achieve the rebel's dream
(With a few bucks (in his pocket) (/) (on the side))